Nate, Sebastian, Lucy, and Jordan all gather to discuss WARIOWARE, INC.: MEGA MICROGAME$!, Nintendo's bizarre anthology of games which take place in the blink of an eye. We discuss panic, elation, and the grammar of videogames. Sebastian wonders whether Wario's red nose means that he is a drunkard, Lucy laments the absence of Waluigi, and Nate wishes that he could hang out with all of his friends at a gelateria in real life. Jordan stubbornly refuses to acknowledge the existence of Jeff Bezos.